My soul is a cheap grocery-store birthday candle, extinguished by a toddler’s breath, licked clean of frosting and discarded in the trash.And my mind is suppressing the urge to sprint to the nearest pub and say, “Bartender, keep lining ’em up!The premature end to her journey — and yes, I know Wednesday’s “Love Runs Out” was way below par, but still…
And yet that musical Chucky doll — the one with a lower register that evaporates like steam on a bathroom window, and who actually said on camera that he knows his cuteness “is a factor” (oy!
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Which is why Sarina-Joi’s exit — despite her confetti-shower-worthy covers of “Mama Knows Best,” “You Really Got a Hold on Me” and “Big White Room” — was something I actually predicted at the end of my Wednesday-night recap (even if I didn’t agree with it).
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With a half hour left to go, though, there were no hands (not even those of the Sway Bots) in the air, waving ’round like they just didn’t care.
” Bit what was it that Skylar Laine sang to us back in Season 11? ” Let’s say it again, this time like we mean it: “The show must go on!