RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE, THE PRIEST WOULD LOOK DOWNAND BE LIKE, ♪ "LET'S HAVE SOME YUM-YUMS. WHEN IT WAS MY TURN, I'D GET TO THE FRONTOF THE LINE, I'D BE LIKE, "AHHH. SO I USED TO ALWAYS WANT TO MESSWITH THE PRIEST, YOU KNOW. Known for breaking records, on April 10, 2007, he set the factory's endurance record by performing on stage for three hours and 50 minutes. HE'D BE LIKE, "AND THE PEACEFUL DISCIPLESSAID MY PEACE I LEAVE, "MY PEACE I GIVE TO YOU, AS WE ATE REESES PIECESWITH THE LORD." [laughter] AND HE SAID, "I HAVE A PIECEOF LINT IN MY PEACEFUL EYE." BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHILE HE WAS DOINGHIS LITTLE PEACE RAP? THE ONLY REASONYOU KNEW PEACE WAS COMING WAS BECAUSE THE PRIEST WOULD SAY"PEACE," LIKE, FIVE TIMES. According to the source, the 43-year-old comedian used vulgar, offensive language towards a waitress.
PEACE WAS WHEN YOU WOULD-- YOU WOULD SHAKE THE HANDSOF ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU. ♪ I'VE MADE SNACKS." YOU WOULD GET IN LINE--YOU WOULD JUMP IN THE LINE, AND YOU WOULD GO UPAND GET THE, YOU KNOW, THE CROUTON O'CHRIST. THERE WAS SO MANY THINGSTO REMEMBER, TOO, WHEN YOU GOT THERE. YOU WERE LOOKING AROUNDFOR THE PEOPLE WHOSE HANDSYOU WERE NOT GONNA SHAKE. AND YOU'RE, LIKE,"NO, [bleep] THAT GUY." "HERE HE COMES. However, Cook's bio can still be seen on the Laugh Factory's website.
Cook has been a regular at the Laugh Factory for several years and made it his home base to work on new material.