You've gotta play it like Basquiat or Leo in ; wear fingerless gloves, squint a lot, and say things like "Mister, I meet a lotta people with money, but whadda they got to show for it?" Obviously saying something like that while looking another human being in the eye with a straight face is gonna be pretty difficult, but you'll get used to it. The most important rule here is to never EVER ask how much her place is costing her.At the very worst, her dad will probably attempt to pay you off. Act like you're so accustomed to this kind of luxury that you haven't even noticed she's using a remote control to operate the curtains. THE HELP Unless you're a horrible, horrible human being, dating a girl with a maid is gonna make you feel like the worst person on Earth; like the conscientious son of a plantation owner.Every ounce of your being is going to want to take your own plate over to the sink or say things like, "Don't worry, I'll get it." But you know when a lion rips apart a gazelle in a nature documentary and the announcer says something like, "although horrifying to us, this is just par for the course in the wild"? And if you're still upset about it, just remember that the Filipino maid you feel so sorry for lives in a bigger house than you (the outhouse at your girlfriend's). But they're also insane because their dads are inbred sociopaths with Nazi fetishes.All of this makes dating one for a short period of time an excitingly weird mixture of prescription pills, naps, crazy arguments, depressing music, room service, therapists, tattoos that cost more than cars, jet lag, and guestlists. They won't stick around forever, however, as they're genetically pre-disposed to breed among their own kind. The first step is identifying the bars/clubs that these girls frequent.
A good way to find these is to check your local listings for who's playing in your area, cross-reference band names with the internet, and look out for names like Charlie or Rupert or Frederick. WINNING THEM You have nothing to offer a rich girl other than being slightly less fortunate than they are, so wave your pedestrian lifestyle around as though it was an alternative lifestyle choice.
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"To be super honest, it is kind of crazy that we both went through the same thing at the same time," Stefani continued.
Just bear in mind her entire concept of rebellion will be gleaned from Dickens's novels and James Franco's Twitter. I know it's fun to work out in your head how many times more expensive it is than your own rent, or to figure out how many hours you would have to work to pay the rent for just one month (approx 500, BTW) but don't.
The urban equivalent of this is equally potent: Get some lines in your eyebrows, claim to be a small-time coke dealer, wear a lot of Stone Island, and basically inhabit all of her parents' nightmares. a) Her parents are paying for it and she has no fucking idea, and b) Just fucking be cool.
MOMS Firstly, you're gonna want to sleep with her mom because her mom is going to look THE EXACT OPPOSITE to your mom.