Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing..
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you 0.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you .00?
A man asks a lady friend..do I have to give you to be able to kiss you?
Because its always better when the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator."Said the pieman unto Simon"Pies, dumbass""Some days, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps..." - Emo Phillips"I'm tired of chasing my dreams.Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rateat which one can die. If you see him withoutan erection, make him a sandwich.Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them fora day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Not really good for anything, but youstill can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.