Of course, courting has always been difficult and a recently released map showing which emoji is used most in which country educates us further on this ancient struggle.
If romance is dead, it was a German man that killed it.
From the offer of money for sex via Tinder to online dating messages consisting of cringe-worthy detailed descriptions of sexual acts, the perpetrators were always the same: German men.
You fill out the forms, bring all the paperwork, sit down until your number is up and finally, you get a Bescheinigung, and that’s only if you’re lucky.The idea of has a German version which I call ARD Mediathek & Suffering.My personal favourite features generous tidbits like: “Heute morgen beim erwachen fand sich ein pulsierendes, ein kräftiges, ein forderndes Glied zwischen meinen Beinen” (“This morning I found a strong pulsating, demanding phallus between my legs”).I’m seldom speechless but how does one reply to such a message? The Tumblr blog Straight White Boys Texting has a German equivalent called Straight White German Boys Texting.It’s free, supposedly fun, and fit in to the narrowly timed parameters (8pm-6am) of the German Jugendschutzgesetz.
It’s putting the Ordnung back into the Geschlechtsverkehr.