"Woman: "Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."Judge: "Is your husband a nagger? The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit and offensive terms.The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket.He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature.He then phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be more generous than that - last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates ?" "I go in at well past 9 oclock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar.
We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap tap - but we can't seem to do anything about it." Judge: "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? The officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.
Come 2 a.m., as they are clearing everything away, I just keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay. "Woman: "I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents." Judge: "Do you have a real grudge?
"Woman: "No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car."Judge: "Please, is there any infidelity in your marriage? The damn fool says he can't communicate with me." A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.
The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and de-mands to know what it stands for.
The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey, the donkey fell into the river and drowned.