The Jewish Samurai replied, "If you look closely, you will notice that the fruit fly was just circumcised." Any joke can be a lot of fun, but hilarious jokes like short jokes and one liners are particularly great jokes because, well, they're so short and to the point.
Just like alcohol can pack a lot of punch (or is it the other way around?
- Two muffins are sitting in the oven, when one turns to the other muffin and asks, "Is it just me or is it hot in here? Dad: An idiot is someone who tries to explain something in such a roundabout and long way that the person to whom he is explaining something has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. He opens the door, and only sees a snail sitting on his stoop.
" The second muffin’s eyes widen and he exclaims, "Holy cow! He throws the snail across the street and goes back to watching TV.
To kick off the page, we present: - In days long past, a Chinese emperor needed a new samurai to be his personal bodyguard.
He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time.
The day of the summoning arrives, and only three warriors present themselves. He opened a matchbox to release a fly into the air.
With a slash of his sword, the tiny fly drops to the ground, chopped in half. He too opened a matchbox to release a mosquito into the air.
With two quick chops, the mosquito dropped dead in four pieces. He opened his matchbox to set a small fruit fly flying in the air.
A year later, he is again sitting on his couch watching TV when the doorbell rings again.