The 14 year old girl with a kid, that you just called a slut... Do you know that bill gate is not a Christian, he doesn't pay tithe yet he is richer than all those that pays tithe. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. Now we'll have apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. But if its more than 15guys then it will be classified a UNIVERSAL CHARGER. Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.Sowing seed, tithe and prayers does not make one rich but research and ideas. He brings his father in the car to an old age home run by a Catholic Priest. Then appears this elderly Priest, who came out to have a long chat with the old man. Can you handle her mistakes, failures and weaknesses? A woman from India with a rather peculiar taste in pets had a 4-meter long python, which she adored. This lack of appetite in the snake continued over a few weeks. People have already enough sorrow to deal with,please don't give them anymore just cause you wanna crack a joke ! And if it happens to be more than 10 guys, it now belongs to the UNITED NATIONS Humanitarian Council under Donor Aid. Guy: you deserve to be happy, enjoy your day my angel, got to go now, chat later *take care* Her: thanks sweety, i'l miss you and cant wait to have you online: D The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man a chance to make his woman happy instead of him. LADIES....u Happen to have slept with over 5 guys then you have absolutely no right to call your reproductive organ "A PRIVATE PART." It now belongs to the GOVERNMENT under the Ministry of Tourism, Department of Explicit Entertainment and Pleasure. Stop flattering me Guy: i'm not baby, its just that i love you and your happiness matters a lot to me Her: you always have way of making me happy whenever i chat with you.
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.Please contact the server administrator, [no address given] and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error. Jesus did not pray for the law makers(Pharisee, seduces etc)in his time but challenged them openly and he was even killed because he stood for the truth. If you are not ready to make that commitment that will lead to marriage, please leave her alone in peace and stop wasting her time and resources as well as yours. when he was feeling much better, the doctor came and gave him a 0 bill for the service. The doctor assured him that if it was the bill, there was no need to cry coz he can pay it in instalments. the rest of my life." "No problem," said the ghost. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. A sound economic policy and true federalism, transparency, and fighting for the country and not for party glory and personal interest will change Nigerian situation and not prayers. A 75 year old man collapsed at his Home and he was taken to the hospital were he was put on oxygen for 24 hours. He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time. But it’s enough to know you are the ONLY ONE He has at his heart. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great! He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! " " Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. " She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
Life is full of different principles infact it is like a drug you cannot give malaria drugs to a man who has stroke . Are you ready to commit your life to helping her grow and become all that she can be, by God’s grace? Is she valuable enough for you to devote a large portion of your life towards the accomplishment of HER dream? Before you open your mouth to say ‘I love you’, ask yourself if this is not just a moment of ‘emotional madness’. The man looked at the doctor and said, "am not crying about the $500 bill. am just shocked that for just 24 hours of oxygen I get a $500 bill, then what will my bill be to GOD for the 75 years I've been breathing His air? " "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. " So the ghost and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. After about three hours of non-stop fun, the ghost rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?