Regina George (Rachel Mc Adams)Last seen: Positively channeling her aggression through lacrosse What she's up to now: Unsuccessfully sued Stacey London for stealing “Shut up!
” when the other person is silent; after realizing how adept she is at manipulating three-way calling, opened her own webcam spy-sex company.
Glen Coco (David Reale)Last seen: Receiving multiple candy cane grams. What he's up to now: An insurance claims adjuster with a large collection of short-sleeve button-down shirts, the highlight of his life remains that moment when he thought four people liked him.Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan)Last seen: Making out with Kevin Gnapoor; working at a Body Shop knockoff What she's up to now: Long after forming and then ditching the band Army of Skanks while at RISD, she became a renowned performance artist, whom New York Magazine art critic Jerry Saltz called “the American Marina Abramovic.” She is obviously too cool to attend a reunion.Gretchen Wieners (Lacey Chabert)Last seen: Lunching with her new clique, the Cool Asians What she's up to now: Checking in and out of rehab; getting caught in the middle of her insane parents’ fights; starring in a boring Oprah-produced reality show; over-filling her face with injectables; releasing a list of her 36 celebrity sexual conquests.Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennett)Last seen: Heading to Northwestern, so he can still see Cady every weekend What he's up to now: After Cady got into an experimental phase at Brown, they broke up.Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)Last seen: Sitting with a group that mixes all the cliques — like Ferris Bueller, the Spring Fling Queen is now accepted by sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, and dickheads alike.
What she's up to now: Using her math skills and learned kindness, Cady invented low-cost, high-nutrition bars she got donated to rural Africa, calling them Grool, since they are both great and cool; currently on the Ivy lecture circuit and BFFs with Samantha Power.