I said, "I can’t believe you take the bus," and he said, "Well, people think, 'That can’t be Paul Mc Cartney because he wouldn’t get the bus.' So I never get hassled." …he knew we would get along. Then I phoned him up and it was 5am his time, but he chatted to me for an hour. He tells stories about his days hanging out with Elvis. Apparently, Elvis came up to him and went, "Are you the guy with the snake? Then the colours fade and I had to go and play tennis and meditate before I turned into Richard Harris. He likes me because I’m always dressed in strange outfits. It kept boiling until the whole room was filled with steam. Obviously, me being me, I dressed up as a skeleton toy soldier. When you first become ‘famous’ you get invited to loads of parties – it’s like your birthday every day.
I was making tea with him once and the kettle was broken. What we are surrounded by is a composition chemical." I went home thinking, "I literally know nothing about anything." This was a fashion event and it was fancy dress, but some people didn’t even bother. Me and Lliana had fun, though, we always have a great time as we were friends for years before we started going out.
Due to unforeseen filming commitments, An Evening with Noel Fielding has been re-scheduled.
He gets a lot of stick, but whether or not you like what he’s saying, it’s good he has an opinion because I think he appeals to a lot of people who aren’t interested in politics. Some people even have panic attacks when they see me. We are good friends and it’s scary how much her daughter Frances looks like Kurt Cobain. She has a reputation, but actually she’s bright, funny and interesting. We ended up performing three songs but in drag, to take the edge off.
This is Julian Barratt and me turning on the Christmas Lights at Stella Mc Cartney’s shop. I am so jealous." He then handed Alice a revolver and said, "Come at me with that and I’ll show you my kung fu moves." Alice hit the deck and the king of rock and roll had his foot on his head.
Apologies for any inconvenience.”The re-scheduled date for Margate Winter Gardens is Wednesday 9th December 2015.