No sooner do I hit the send button than the responses start to pour in. They all look as if they could be Britney Spears' chavvier brothers and that every meal they eat comes from a takeaway chicken bucket.In return for acting as a generous benefactor, you will get a good-looking escort at your beck and call.We have become used to the notion of WAGs and gold-digging floozies who latch onto rich male prey, but what sort of man targets wealthy women to fund his lifestyle?I say I want a younger man who will enjoy, but not resent, my lifestyle.
He texts me several times a day to tell me that I am gorgeous - my skin is like porcelain, my eyes are like deep pools and my hair is like golden sand.
He wants to spend Christmas with me, so that he can make me feel 'delicious all over'.
There's just one small hitch that may prevent this beautiful budding romance from blossoming - Ricardo thinks I'm worth £20million and that I am going to rescue him from his life of drudgery working at a call centre.
He wants me to be his sugar mummy - someone to dress him, pamper him and travel the world with, all at my expense, of course.
Ricardo is a tall, handsome and suave 28-year-old Italian.
Even though I'm 14 years older than him, he seems completely smitten with me.